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I'm Kaela. At 23 I was pouring drinks in Vegas. Then someone recruited me into private intelligence. They trained me for months, then sent me to a Saudi palace for six. No phone. No passport. Every conversation was a test.
The NDA expired. Now I'm talking.
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